《囧西游》故事以小妖精“渣渣”动员各大魔王打唐僧为主线。每一集中，渣渣总是任职于不同的大魔王手下，在得知唐僧一行人即将路过后，鼓励他的大王上去抓唐僧、斗悟空，这绝非他的阴谋，而是内心真正的想法，他天真的认为，作为一个妖精，就应该吃了唐僧，拿下孙悟空，做妖精没有梦想，和咸鱼有什么区别？青春在流血啊！
马警长名叫马大军，自从被任命为海川市桃源居社区警务室警长后，在这个“小社区大社会”里，他面对着形形色色的人，千头万绪的事。因他“一根筋”的傻，领导骂他是“马大哈”；因他处理民间纠纷别出心裁，有人夸他有智慧；因他爱民矻的憨实，老大爷、老大娘视他为亲儿子；因他的热情与真诚，社区女孩叫他哥，甚至以死相逼非他不嫁……。本剧因马警长的演绎，使严肃的公安工作有了诙谐、幽默，在令人捧腹大笑的故事中体现出一个普通民警对工作的热爱和幽默的智慧，成功塑造“马警长”爱民、亲民、近民的可爱形象。
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霍启发（任贤齐 饰）事业有成，收入不菲，却为女朋友一事而苦恼。他女友Rachel（徐子珊 饰）甚为西化，着装开放暴露，正是见家长的大忌。父母催婚，为了让他们接受Rachel ，霍启发决定征选合约情人，带回老家。 刘枣（范冰冰 饰）是待业大学生，家境贫寒，应征成功令她开始了合约情人的身份。霍启发带她来到佛山老家，让她做尽令老人家失望之事。但刘枣和霍家关系竟越来越好，事情竟然往料想不到的方向发展。霍启发、Rachel和刘枣三人之间如何纠结？刘枣这个情人到底有多长的合约？
第一季里邀请大学同学的李俊基（李伊庚 饰），这次把魔手伸向高中同学。
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有亲打赏和氏璧，加上粉红，应该要加更了。
The First World War was a human catastrophe at the beginning of the 20th century. The war caused unprecedented disasters to the people of all countries. The warring parties mobilized a total of 73.4 million troops, more than 29 million troops directly involved in the war, about 10 million people died in the battlefield, about 20 million people were injured, more than 1.3 billion people were affected by the war, accounting for 75% of the world's total population at that time, and the economic losses caused by the war amounted to 270 billion US dollars.
律师李大山（陈泂江 饰）为帮助无辜的犯人而免费为他们打官司，李大山除了在法庭上用法理和情理为客户陈情外，也在工作之余到惩戒所辅导迷途青年。
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One of them taught me to be a gentle woman.
再说，玉米的信他肯定检查过的，只是他不知道前天晚上咱们兄弟姊妹玩牌时候的事，所以才被我抓住这个漏洞。
八侍卫为了保护王继，维护国家的安定自愿受死，黑上太人控制朝中大局，朝中已经大乱，正在此时镇守边关的风侯带着十万兵马赶来， 风侯提出让他的儿子风继承王位！原来八侍卫早已被风侯所救。风是八侍卫之一，一直以来记忆都被惊魂钟封印，见到风侯后才被唤起之前所有的记忆，原来他是风侯的儿子，现在如果要立新君，风的王族血统显然比黑上太人更占优势。风住到皇宫，居然发现黑上太人女儿花之娥是自己失散多年的童年伙伴小轩，而英却发现风口中的小轩其实是自己……英向八侍卫其他成员说明情况，其他人的态度也开始变得奇怪起来，事情越发复杂，风侯、风、花之娥……他们的目的各自是什么，一切又陷入谜团。
浩真（李臬 饰）和恩淑（李美妍 饰）两夫妻过着幸福的日子。浩真有个弟弟大真（李秉宪 饰），热爱赛车。一天大真正在赛车，浩真赶往赛场观看，二人同时在不同的地方出了车祸。
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At 9:34 a.m. on October 15, the Beijing News published a report that "Shanxi 24 Teachers' Dinner Continued by Informed Criticism: Secretary of the County Commission for Discipline Inspection Dismissed". It said: On October 14, Tunliu County officials responded to the incident by saying that the above-mentioned informed criticism was a wrong decision made by the County Commission for Discipline Inspection on a subjective and mechanically applied basis. At present, drawer Shigui has been removed from the post of secretary of the Discipline Inspection Commission according to procedures and the county Discipline Inspection Commission team has been reorganized. In addition, the new team of the Commission for Discipline Inspection, together with the County Public Security Bureau and the Education Bureau, will reconsider and determine the reasons and sources of funds for the dinner of teachers in Tunliu County No.1 Middle School.
风一来了就给老铁的班组惹事生非，搞得大家叫苦不迭，师徒二人你来我往的交锋起来。大徒弟，二徒弟都劝说老铁退还了老三风算了，老铁却坚持让他留下来，老铁不信还有练不成钢的铁。
憧憬成为帅气的大魔法使的赛特，
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